This is a quick run-down of some of the tattiest jokes Doddy has ever told!!!

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY...........!

'What a beautiful day for dropping a tomcat on the top of Reggie Bosanquet's head and saying 'How's this for the Mews at Ten?'

'What a beautiful day for ramming a brush up Nigel Mansell's trousers and saying 'How's this for pole position?'

'What a beautiful day, missus! What a beautiful day for sticking a cucumber through the vicar's letterbox and shouting 'Look out, look out! The Martians are coming!'

'What a beautiful day for knocking on the door of the Russian Embassy and saying 'Is Len in'?

OTHER JOKES!

'And then she said 'I could murder a bowl of cornflakes!' That's when I realised she was a cereal killer.'

'Men spent their whole lives searching for the truth. And then, one day, everything starts to click....your neck, your back, your knees....!

'Honolulu, it’s got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife’s mother.'